Sarah Silverman on Calling People “Boobs,” Dried Semen, and Other Brief Observations

Don’Sarah Silverman on Calling People "Boobs," Dried Semen, and Other Brief Observationst forget! There’s dried semen & fecal matter on everything everywhere!

As I write this I’m in an unmoving airport security line standing completely still in a stranger’s fart.

“Puppy Mill” is too cutesy for what it is. It’s like saying “hawacaust.”

Let’s bring back calling people a boob.

I will look back on the turn of the 2nd century as a time filled with looking back on the 80′s.

Steven Tyler shops in the Funky Mom section.

How have Hoarders and Antique Roadshow not joined forces yet?

Josh Brolin & Javier Bardem both look like they’re wearing prosthetic faces over their faces.

The crotch of my tights is about 4″ below the crotch of my crotch.

It’s official! I shall express all future joy by creaming my jeans!

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