Sarah Silverman on the Prolapsed Anus and Other Brief Observations

It’s crazy that every culture has music. It’s like, WHY?

If I could pick my own condition, I’d pick rosacia.

I just saw the future and it’s terrible.

I’m not lazy – it’s just that I have a very active dream life so I have to be there a lot.

When toddlers burst into tears I pretend it’s either over Pakistan or trapped Chilean miners.

I’ve been poking holes in my birth control pills.

I think of all potential health problems, I’m most scared of the prolapsed anus.

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