Don Draper One-Ups Sorority Girl’s Sex History
Click through the slideshow to see how Don rates every woman on his list.
Subject 1: Betty Draper
I evaluated Betty during the ten year period in which she was my wife. During that time we had sexual intercourse on 104 separate occasions, oral intercourse on two occasions, and one time she gave me a sweaty-palmed hand job while smoking a cigarette with her other hand. Memorable Moments: That time when we went to Italy and I pretended to pick her up at a bar, and later mounted her in our hotel room illuminated by moonlight and the lights of Rome. Also, once she let me do it the French way. Just the tip, though. Pros: Pretty much the most attractive woman in the world. Cons: A tid bit frosty, as my British pal Lane Price would say.
