Bathrooms 
Blade Runner: What Really Is “The Best A Man Can Get?”
After a short sabbatical from Bathroom journalism while I attempted to live solely inside my bathroom like the unnamed Parisian in Jean–Philippe Toussaint’s wonderful Novella... ...read more
The Japanese Teach Us How To Use The Bathroom
Not only have the Japanese brought us the most technologically advanced toilet the world has ever seen (see: Where is My Japanese Toilet), they are also at the forefront of... ...read more
Toilet Time: Dispatches From The World Of Bathrooms
A German company has come up with a rather inventive way to keep drunks off the road. “Piss Screen” consists of a pressure sensitive inlay within urinals allowing a player’... ...read more
The 11 Best Bathroom Moments On Film
Why does the bathroom resonate so strongly on film? Right away, a bathroom scene takes the viewers out of their comfort zones and puts them in a place where they usually find th... ...read more
Best Of The Web – Bathroom Graffiti
“When in doubt, take a bath.” -Mae West Everyone fancies himself a bathroom philosopher. Whether it’s formulating bathroom etiquette (e.g. “If it’s brown flush it do... ...read more
Where Is My Japanese Toilet?
New Yorkers ask for a lot: luxury apartments in Manhattan, sprawling summer homes in the Hamptons, a baseball team with a $200 million dollar payroll, three terms for the mayor.... ...read more
Porcelain Jungle: The Best and Worst New York City Bathrooms
I consider myself a bathroom aficionado. How I came to hold the crown of “king of bathrooms” stems from my perfect pedigree. A Roth-ian Jewish upbringing, coupled... ...read moreFollow Us
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