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Cheerful Disorientation in Vietnam
I heard that Vietnam was really annoying because everyone’s relentlessly hitting you up for money, but I totally disagree. Yes you’re constantly bombarded, but unlike a lot of ... ...read more
Boys Gone Wild
I spent my day yesterday leaning against a rusty fence on the beach outside Phuket International Airport, wrapped in a sarong to hide from the sun, screaming my head off as thes... ...read more
If Charlize Theron Were a Beach
Nothing reminds you that you’re not in Kansas anymore like crashing through the ocean in a hollowed-out tree trunk powered by a deafening, cranky engine spewing black soot, dri... ...read more
Bangkok: More than Just a Dirty Old Man?
I’m writing this at 3 a.m., fan blasting in my face, my giant, frizzy fro taking up half the room while Bangkok pants and sweats all over me like the dirty old man that it is. ... ...read moreTraveling Makes My Nipples Hard
I was washing my face in the Bangkok airport bathroom last night and looked up to see my nipples trying to drill a hole through my shirt – what the hell? It wasn’t cold or anyth... ...read moreFollow Us
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