Bad Advice For Women
Dear Jonathan,
I have finally accepted the premise that, “Girls mature faster,” and I am now dating men at least ten years older than me (I am 26). But I still seem to attract the same young jerks that didn’t turn me on in school. Any advice?
Enid
Dear Enid,
When an “older” man checks you out, the first thing he notices is the kind of cellular device you are wearing. If that interests him his eyes might wander to your long shapely legs, your sweet young…anyway, I think you get the idea.
I hope this has been helpful,
Sincerely,
Jonathan katz
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