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Dear Jonathan, I have finally accepted the premise that, “Girls mature faster,” and I am now dating men at least ten years older than me (I am 26). But I still seem... ...read more
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Dear Jonathan Katz, I’ve been in a relationship with my boyfriend for four years. I recently found out he cheated on me about two years in. When I confronted him, he broke... ...read moreI’m Just a Jealous Guy
Dear Jonathan Katz, Recently at work a person I do not respect was promoted over me, and is now my direct superior. This person has, in my opinion, received preferential treatme... ...read moreAdvice for Snoopy
Dear Jonathan Katz, Recently, my girlfriend was using my computer. Later that day, when I checked my email, I realized she had not logged out. Not wanting to spy, I immediately ... ...read moreBeethoven Was Selfish
Dear Jonathan Katz, I’m a writer/editor recently laid off from a web publishing job. Now I’m looking for steady work but it’s been hard to find. A friend of mi... ...read moreBad Advice for Cheap Women
Dear Jonathan Katz, I recently broke up with my boyfriend after living together for two years. In that time we’ve purchased a number of items together, some rather expensi... ...read moreSupermarket Sampling Etiquette
Dear Jonathan Katz, Last month I was caught nibbling on some small produce items at my local grocery store. A manager scolded me, saying that sampling was stealing. I understood... ...read moreFollow Us
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