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Modern Norse Pagans Outraged Over Lack of Skull Crushing in Thor Sequel
Modern Norse Pagans expressed outrage over internet rumors that there would be no skull crushing whatsoever in ‘Thor: The Dark World,’ a sequel to the 2011 film base... ...read more
The Walking Dead to Air “Upside Down Episodes”
‘The Walking Dead’ is getting a new perspective. Thanks to the success of the first black and white episode that ran before the mid-season premier last Sunday, AMC announced it ... ...read more
Gay Gynecologist Just In It to Help Women
In what’s being reported as a first of its kind case for a man, Birmingham gynecologist Raymond Miller is said to have gone into gynecology for no reason other than to hel... ...read more
‘Person of Interest’ Recap (Season 2, Episode 5): Bury The Lede
Save the journalist! Save the election! And don’t bury the lede. Hey, know what would make this show even better? Another Big Bad! On a show that prides itself in being un... ...read more
The Heiress Review On Broadway
At the beginning of “The Heiress,” the heartbreaking story of an abandoned love, Jessica Chastain descends the staircase of a sumptuous mansion in a dazzling red dress and a glo... ...read more
’30 Rock’ Recap (Season 7, Episode 5): “There’s No I in America”
30 Rock goes a little crazy with the topicality in a Part 2 that strains under the weight of its ambition. There weren't any official stills for this ep (probably because o... ...read more
’666 Park Avenue’ Recap: “A Crowd of Demons”
A Halloween-themed ep brings marital strife, the smoke guy’s murderous, ax-wielding rampage, and the theft of a valuable and mysterious Box of Mystery! Jane and Henry, lookin�... ...read more
‘Revolution’ Recap (Season 1, Episode 6): “Sex and Drugs”
Charlie and Aaron make difficult choices and therefore become much more interesting in NBC’s Revolution A lot of you are probably dealing with your own power outage due to Hur... ...read more
‘The Walking Dead’ Recap (Season 3, Episode 3): The Governator
Guys, meet The Governor, The Walking Dead‘s first post-apocalyptic politician. He’s anti-gun, anti-zombie, and he collects fish tanks. The Walking Dead demanded that... ...read moreBenjamin Millepied Brings His New L.A. Project to Montclair
LA Dance Projects came to Peak Performances this week, where it performed works by Millepied, Merce Cunningham, and William Forsythe. The performance of Forsythe’s R... ...read more
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