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Naked in the Museum: Part 3 – TD&A sooooo NSFW

Okay – so I realize that this column is called Art + Sex and that to this point, my Naked in the Museum posts have covered simply that: some nakedness. (Bad pun. Sorry. Ish.)

So to convince you that I am not just some sort of pensive, feminist tease I decided to rectify that situation with today’s post. So if you don’t want to see some full on penetration (and/or other, similarly nasty things), it’s best that you navigate away from this page immediately.

Did I mention that this post is not at all safe for work? Consider yourself warned…

1. Pussy Purse, 2009

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Artist: Deborah Alma Wheeler

2. Jeff in the Position of Adam, 1990

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Artist: Jeff Koons

3. Witch and Dragon, 1515

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Artist: Hans Baldung Grien

4. Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston, 2006

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Artist: Daniel Edwards

5. The Danes, 2006

Artist: John Currin

6. Bedtime Story

[Too Explicit to Post]

Artist: Barbara DeGenevieve

7. Untitled, 2006

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Artist: Carroll Dunham

8. Erotic Scene, 1903

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Artist: Pablo Picasso

9. Nude, Campden Hill, London, 1955

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Artist: Bill Brandt

10. Penis Landscape, 1973

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Artist: H. R. Giger

P.S. I do recognize and sincerely apologize for the fact that there are only three female artists represented – a situation that I will fight against in future installments.

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Lilika Ruby earned her M.F.A. from the School of the Art Institute in Chicago, where she was awarded a full scholarship to the Performance Art Department. Before attending SAIC, she graduated summa cum laude with a B.S. in Chemistry and thinks of herself as a sort of OCD Renaissance ...

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