Is it Possible That My Girlfriend Had an Orgasm From The Armpit?

Dear Veronica,

I’ve got kind of a fetish for armpits. The other night I was fooling around with my girlfriend and I started to kiss and suck on hers. She got really into it. I mean so into it that, even though I wasn’t anywhere near her vagina, she had an orgasm. Now, I have no reason to disbelieve her, but I just do not see how a human being can have an orgasm from having their armpit stimulated. Do you know any science on the matter?

Skeptic in NYC

Dear Skeptic,

Actually, your girlfriend is not the first woman to report having an orgasm as a result of nonvaginal stimulation. Nor is hers the strangest case. A quick search found forums where people attest to having orgasms from the armpits, feet, back, neck, lips, wrists, knees, and inner thighs. One British dermatologist reported having as many as 200 orgasms a day from using pulsing microderm abrasion tools on her patients. Scientific evidence of nonvaginal orgasm is rapidly accumulating as well: this Wired article says more about that research and the people behind it. I’m not widely read on the subject, but I’d recommend Mary Roach’s Bonk for discussion of the scientific study of sex and its history.

Beyond the fact that it’s scientifically possible, an armpit orgasm doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a girl would fake. If I were you, I’d count myself lucky — instead of being weirded out by your unusual fetish, your girlfriend gave it a shot, and turned out to be into it. It’s lucky that the two of you found each other, actually. You’ve clearly got a lot of chemistry. So do yourself a favor: buy her some amazing chocolates, and apologize sincerely for doubting her. Then apologize two more times for good measure. Then see if you can tempt her into trying it again!

Have fun and be safe!

-VVM

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