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Dear Watson: How to Stop Nagging
Dear Watson, This is a relatively small problem, but it’s really bothering me. The last time I was in a relationship I got into a bad pattern of criticizing every little... ...read more
Dear Watson: When to Sell Out
Dear Watson, I just graduated from college a few months ago and have had no luck so far in the job search. I had good grades and worked hard and did internships, but I just can... ...read moreDear Watson: One-Sided Love Affair
Dear Watson, So I’m 27 and I haven’t been in a relationship in ages (4 years) and recently a really good-looking friend of mine started hitting on me during my yea... ...read moreHow Do You Tell Someone They’re a Bad Kisser?
Dear Watson, I went on a great date recently, a coffee date that turned into a bar date that turned into a fullblown makeout session. Things were going good. I really liked th... ...read moreWhat’s the Deal With Nose Jobs?
Dear Watson is The Faster Times’ weekly advice column. To contact Watson anonymously, write to watson@thefastertimes.com Dear Watson, I was hesitant to mention this, even ano... ...read moreShould I Make a Sex Tape? How to Weigh the Pros & Cons
Dear Watson is The Faster Times’ weekly advice column. To contact Watson anonymously, write to watson@thefastertimes.com Dear Watson, I was hoping you could weigh in on a quest... ...read moreHow to Become Immune to Bullshit
Dear Watson is The Faster Times’ new weekly advice column. To contact Watson anonymously, write to watson@thefastertimes.com Dear Watson, I’m an aspiring writer in... ...read moreAm I a Feminist, or Just Bitter?
Dear Watson, How do you know when you cross the line between being conscientious and just being bitter? I’m an educated and analytical person, and I’ve considered m... ...read moreWhat To Do if Your Best Friend’s Dating a Brick
Watson, (is that your real name?) I’m not the advice-column type, but I need some help, and Dan Savage is apparently busy. My best friend is dating the most annoying girl... ...read more“Persistence”: Romantic or Sexist?
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