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Nation Furiously Masturbating to New Wendy’s Girl
A new Nielsen study reports that the citizens of the United States of America are furiously masturbating to the new Wendy’s girl. ...read more
New Video Series Hindsight Offers Career Advice To Creatives
Ever wished you could have a top-notch advertising mentors? Now you can with Hindsight, a video series focused on career wisdom for people in creative fields created by former O... ...read more
The Very Dangerous World of The Lifetime Movie Network
Targeted advertising isn’t new. We’re used to beer commercials during sporting events, pharma during the 6:30 news hour, and online brokerage ads on financial sites.... ...read more
Be Disruptive: Highlights From WIRED’s Business Conference
This coming week is Creative Week in NYC, which includes the One Show for advertising, design and interactive, the UnConference, and lectures and events around Manhattan and Bro... ...read more
What Does It Take For A Secretary to Get Flowers?
To remind you that 2012 Administrative Professionals Day is coming—Wednesday, April 25—I’ll share how I prodded folks my first year in the ad business. It was unabashedly self-s... ...read moreSXSWi 2012: So That’s What All The Fuss Was About
You probably don’t need me to tell you what SXSW is, how it rained most of the weekend in Austin, or even about the big controversy over an agency’s project there ca... ...read moreIndustry Events: A Bore or A Boon?
I have mixed feelings about industry events. From heady Pop-Tech in Maine and the uber-glam Cannes Lions in France to niche events like the First Corporate Podcasting Summit at ... ...read moreModern Promotion at Retail: Come Inside. Please.
Free can of soda with sandwich purchase. Autographed copies today only. 50 percent off holiday merchandise. With so much talk about the impact of small business on the economy, ... ...read moreTop 10 in 2011 Marketing That We’ll Still Be Talking About In 2012
I think a look back is only as good as it helps you look forward. So here’s my list of what happened in marketing in 2011 that I think will shape what comes in 2012. 1. Im... ...read moreCustomer Service in Advertising: They Picked Me Up
Perhaps I’ve too many frustrating experiences at our neighborhood Rite Aid, at which employees can’t help me find something or even answer questions such as why they... ...read moreFollow Us
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